I like my (wo)men how I like my... game.

[Flarizzie]

Okay, the rules are simple. One person says "I like my women (or men, depending on sexual preference) how I like my...[noun]". Then, the next person has to explain it, and do another. For example:

A: I like my women how I like my pizza.
B: Comes in 30 minutes or your money back. I like my women how I like my steak
C: Boned. I like my women how I like my carpet...

and so on. I'll start first with an easy one.

I like my women how I like my coffee.

[Fantastic_Four]

Brown and ground-up.


I like my women the way I like my water

[Flarizzie]

Cold and refreshing.

I like my women how I like my soda.

[Fantastic_Four]

Fatty and bubbly


I like women how I like my shoes

[JKL]

Tied up.

I like my women like I like my kitchen.

[Jackofhearts]

Full of my meat.

I like my women how I like my bagels

[JKL]

Without any raisins in them.

I like my women like I like my African Masks.

[Jackofhearts]

Crazy and a little scary.


I like my women how I like my guitars

[JKL]

Smashed.

I like my women like I like my cats.

[Jackofhearts]

Frisky.

I like my women how I like my movies

[JKL]

Violent and with cheap production values.

I like my women like I like my music collection.

[Charaxes]

Loud and heavy.

I like my women I like my whiskey...

[JKL]

Tasting like burning.

I like my women like I like my trees.

[Charaxes]

(Actually the answer to mine was "fifteen years old and mixed up with Coke")

Stiff and speechless.

I like my women like I like my tractors...

[JKL]

Seats fifteen, loud, and has a cup holder.

I like my women like I like my celestial bodies.

[Paj Meen Ah]

Green and possessing wierd antennae.

I like my women like I like my light bulbs.