I like my (wo)men how I like my... game.

[Fantastic_Four]

Small but bright

I like my women how I like my bedroom

[JKL]

With shit strewn about.

I like my women like I like my lawn.

[Flarizzie]

Cut down to size.

I like my women how I like my games.
EDIT: (Or not, Pashy...)

[Paj Meen Ah]

Covered in fertilisers

I like my women like I like my toothpaste.

[JKL]

Blue and minty.

I like my women like I like my cabinets.

[Flarizzie]

Full of fatty foods.

I like my women how I like my TV.

[JKL]

Off.

I like my women like I like that statue of St. Francis next to my front door. Why is it there? I dunno. But, nevertheless, I like my female company t be very much like that statue.

[Flarizzie]

Confusing and unnecessary.

I like my women how I like my sticky notes.

[JKL]

Yellow with gunk on the back.

I like my women like I like my windows.

[Flarizzie]

Transparent and cold.

I like my women how I like my car.

[JKL]

Sitting in the driveway while I go walk to wherever it is I need to go.

I like my women like I like Flare's Signature.

[No Wow]

Endless and quite amusing.

I like my women how I don't like my men.

[JKL]

Scaring the cat.

I like my women like I like my dictionary.

[Flarizzie]

Uses too many words.

I like my women how I like my matches

[JKL]

Easily breakable, with a combustible head.

I like my women like I like my dishwasher.

[Flarizzie]

Wet.

I like my women how I like this board.