I like my (wo)men how I like my... game.

[JKL]

Sarcastic, spite filled, and covered in Jell-O.

I like my women like I like my dorm.

[Flarizzie]

With someone else in it.

I like my women how I like my plastic bags.

[JKL]

Full of food.

I like my women like I like my gravel.

[Flarizzie]

Rough and small.

I like my women how I like my computer.

[Brain King]

small and covered with porn

I like my women like I like my doriteo chips

[JKL]

Far from me.

I like my women like I like my stand-up comedians.

[Charaxes]

Funny, but quick to the punch.

I like my women how I like my breakfast...

[JKL]

Covered with milk next to a glass of cranberry juice.

I like my women like I like my cranberry juice.

[Paj Meen Ah]

Wet and wild.

I like my women like I like my English Literature/language revision textbook.

[Brain King]

broken and covered with crappy art

I like my women how I like my school classes

[Fantastic_Four]

Lots of people going in and out


I like me women how I like my paper

[JKL]

Folded up into a funny hat.

I like my women like I like my feet.

[Brain King]

large and disfigured

I like my women like I like my weather

[Charaxes]

Having four distinct seasons a year.

I like my women like I like my beer...

[Brain King]

Cold and tasteless

I like my women like I like my cars

[Fantastic_Four]

Always having multiple people in it at any given time


I like my women how I like my headphones