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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 29, 2006 2:32:40 GMT -5
Cruiser Number 372
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Post by No Wow on Jul 29, 2006 8:35:43 GMT -5
Cruiser Number 372 is a film set on an all nude cruise ship. It has an all-star cast including Jane Fonda, Regina Hall and Orlando Bloom
It follows the antics of various passengers including a old woman's birthday party and a group sex club. It was banned in certain countries for being too controversial and raunchy but is listed in the best 200 films of all time.
Next Film; I Smell A Device
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 31, 2006 8:46:00 GMT -5
I Smell A Device
A young boy in mid-Texas learns he has special powers...he can smell things very very far away.
One day he smelt some very strange odour, and then felt very sick. It turns out it was radiation! Coming from in the desert....Now young Tobias, must find out where the radiation is coming from, and bust a government plot at the same time...or are these things linked?
Young Caesar Salad
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Post by That Guy on Jul 31, 2006 10:50:44 GMT -5
The Wayne Bros are staring in a new movie. This time Marlon is a salad. Now he must run around not getting devoured by his older brother Shawn Wayne. Makes for a interesting movie.
Call me Daddy!!!!
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 31, 2006 10:57:24 GMT -5
(Its Wayans by the way)
Call Me Daddy!!
Barbara Streisand stars in this breathtaking musical, in a world where the public scrutinise, she must grow up knowing the truth - Shes a man deep down.
A Shepards Unlawful Wedding
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Post by karr on Aug 1, 2006 14:31:49 GMT -5
A Shepard's unlawful wedding A daring young Greek shepard boy (Collin Farrell) breaks thousands of years of tradition by marrying a human woman. Hounded by the head assassin of the Shepards Guild (Antonio Banderas) the young deviants flee to New York. It finishes with a daring crook fight on top of the statue of liberty. Philip Seymour Hoffman cameos as Fluffy. Next movie: Lost in translation 2: George W. Bush (ps- Guess who this is Rez  ) |
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Post by ReZourceman on Aug 2, 2006 3:52:03 GMT -5
Lost in translation 2: George W. Bush
Bill Murray is back! But this time he needs to go back to his routes. He tracks down a Ghostbusters plas-pack and busts a conspiracy theory open that George W Bush and the entire White House staff are ghosts. He is wrong....theyre Aliens! Que a cast of Keifer Sutherland, Quentin Tarantino and Will Ferrell in this all action fest!
Underground Heroez
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Post by karr on Aug 2, 2006 9:43:38 GMT -5
Underground Heroez
A harrowing true life tale about severe mental illness.
Jan-Michael Vincent plays himself as he ekes out drug money by performing tricks for sailors in his storm drain domocile. Tiring of his life he decides to re-live his golden years.
Armed with a shovel and enough smack in his veins to kill a rhino, Vincent digs up the corpse of Ernest Borgnine and attempts to steal the KZRI traffic helicopter so that he can go looking for Archangel.
Extensive detox and a partial lobotomy save Vincent, and Borgnine's career has a resurgance when they realize he's a lot better an actor dead than he was alive.
Next movie= Trainspotting: The early years
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Post by ReZourceman on Aug 2, 2006 9:49:19 GMT -5
Who are you?
Trainspotting: The early years
Ewan McGregor returns for a prequel to the classic movie.
Its a long time before his drug woes, and dude must work through his life of ...work. It bores him but he pushes on. Find out some of the past planted seeds leading him into a life of drugs, and feel his pain as he suffers.
Bosh! The Noise Of Him...
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Post by karr on Aug 2, 2006 10:02:12 GMT -5
Bosh! The noise of him...
Bosh is your typical 11 year old Ukrainian boy. He plays football, steals coal, but he also has to wheel around his giant steam powered iron lung!
Created by a Russian mad scientist to keep him alive, Bosh has to deal with the day to day woes of being a little boy who carts around a quater ton of machinery welded to his side. When the whistle toots he has 30 seconds to shovel coal in to the boiler before his lungs collapse.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll decide to have a barbeque this weekend.
Next movie: Pash the musical
(If you can guess my identity you'll earn a V for victory)
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Post by ReZourceman on Aug 2, 2006 10:09:47 GMT -5
(Oh....D_Knight7..?...Yay!...?)
Pash : The Musical
Follow the ups and downs of a confused school boys woes in this tear jerking musical- film. Based on the classic storyline of Grease, with a 2000's Happy Days sort of twist, this wry comedy tragedy will have you crying at Pashs terrible life, but laughing at his dire misfortune.
Freaking Ugly Children
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Post by karr on Aug 2, 2006 10:39:15 GMT -5
Freak Ugly Children
Based on a true story, follow an investigative reporter as he goes behind the razzle dazzle of Hollywood.
It turns out that all the falseness, backstabbing and soulless evil of Hollywood has resulted to many stars giving birth to freakishly twisted children. Born with plasticy faces, annoying voices and no moral scruples the children face an uncertain future, but Hollywood looks after its own.
Several years ago the execs put in motion project: get our freaky babies to be kings. By filling the media with people with plasticy face, annoying voices and no morals they hope to twist our brains to accepting this as the norm, so that when their children are grown they can become our over lords.
Nice extras, including deleted scene 'reporter goes in to nursery with 12-guage'.
Next movie: The legend of big smelly
(Give the man a cee-gar!)
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Post by ReZourceman on Aug 4, 2006 4:10:52 GMT -5
The Legend of Big Smelly
One day a man had a dream - to create the biggest meat burger ever. He got the meat, cheese and everything, put it in a bun, but forgot to cook it...he took a bite out of it and died instantly from meat/food/overdose/poisoning. He became a legend. But the burger stayed there uintil someone discovered it.
Many different stories spawned out of this tale, and this movie follows the three most famous ; The burger is an alien, the burger was made by a giant, and the burger absorbed toxic rays.
Jesus and God Versus Freddy and Jason
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Post by karr on Aug 4, 2006 12:57:51 GMT -5
Jesus and God Versus Freddy and Jason
A clash of the Titans!
Freddy kills God by invading everyone's dreams and making them dream that God is dead, thus killing him.
Jesus kills Freddy by healing his burns, thus returning him to being just a little bitch pedo in a stripey sweater, then proceding to kick him to death.
Jason introduces Jesus to 2 4x4's and a nailgun.
Jason wins and celebrates by killing all the counselors at a nearby lake retreat.
Fin.
Next movie: Ballistic 2: Blair vs Bush
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Post by Trader2699 on Aug 9, 2006 9:34:40 GMT -5
A classic in Fish-out-of-water genres in which GW is caught in the woods alone with only a video camera to give his live diaries to. Unfortunately for W, a grouchy bear with a chain-gun lives in the same forest and hates both Republicans and video cameras. Hilarity ensues.
"That's not my wang!"
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Post by ReZourceman on Aug 9, 2006 9:49:24 GMT -5
Thats Not My Wang!
The story of two Chinese boys, Wang and Wang. Whilst at a department store they get seperated from their families and eacxh others families pick the other one up.
Now they must find their way back to the correct family, and you can bet your ass theyll be calamities galore with Chow Yun Fat and Jackie CHan in the cast! Coming Soon.
Beezners
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