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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 11, 2006 3:53:40 GMT -5
We all know how it works.
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Dead Ville.
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Post by Parallax on Jul 11, 2006 13:36:48 GMT -5
I wish I did know how this one works...
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Post by Smaug317 on Jul 11, 2006 13:56:57 GMT -5
Something dead is always ville in the town of divilled... Then 2 young punks named: Chairdriver Pashy Turned up dead!  And they were ville. ------------------------------- The "REAL" secret of the stock market. |
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jul 11, 2006 19:24:44 GMT -5
*clap* *clap*
Thats the sound of your funeral.
Only two claps.
How lame are you on a scale of 1-10, 10 being a bumlez..
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 12, 2006 3:39:01 GMT -5
I wish I did know how this one works...
"Dead Ville"
The next person writes a summary of the movie and any key plot points, then posts the next title.
Next title (Seeing as no one posted one) ;
End of the Bridge. |
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Post by skeevo666 on Jul 12, 2006 3:46:14 GMT -5
Azs, Frontman and Hair10's shared love of underage boys is discovered. An angry mob chases them for hours until they come to an unfinished bridge. And then they fall off to their deaths. THE END (The movie received 5 stars from NAMBLA) Next movie: "Nope, not mustard!" . |
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 12, 2006 3:57:58 GMT -5
Nope, Not Mustard!
A heartwarming tale of the struggles in suburban Argentina. After a school is evacuated due to a bomb warning, one boy decided hes had enough of the violence in his town. He creates a new powerful sauce that instantly gets into peoples blood streams and kills people if they eat it. He packages this is mustard jars and sells it on street corners. His plan back fires, when his pet cat gets stuck in a tree...He climbs up the tree to retrieve the cat, but sees his sister about to try some of the "Mustard"
She tries it but does not die....Instead shes grows a tail, and her muscles seem to grow. She does not notice this however.
THE END (Leaves it open for a sequel)
Next tite.
Finding Nemo 2 : Finding out about the joys of alcohol.
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Post by Smaug317 on Jul 12, 2006 21:44:33 GMT -5
I wish I did know how this one works...
"Dead Ville"
The next person writes a summary of the movie and any key plot points, then posts the next title.
Next title (Seeing as no one posted one) ;
End of the Bridge.I did post one. The "REAL" secret of the Stock Market! Sheesh. Have you no eyes?  (lol, j/k) |
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Post by Conchizzie on Jul 12, 2006 22:00:58 GMT -5
Finding Nemo 2: Finding The Joys of Alcohol
After their reunion, Nemo and Marlin went back to the reef with Dory, hoping to get a little...bang-bang. But, no matter how hard they tried, Dory's lesbian instincts would overcome their seduction. Unable to do anything, they summon guest star Aquaman who provides the solution: GET HER DRUNK. The rest of the movie is recorded on a boat with everyone saying "I love you", much simalar to another infamous movie.
Next Movie: Michael Meets Whitney: Death Zone
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Post by skeevo666 on Jul 13, 2006 0:08:51 GMT -5
Next Movie: Michael Meets Whitney: Death Zone Swept up into a multi-dimensional "Contest of Champions", Michael Jackson & Whitney Houston must fend off Predators, Daleks, Ninjas, Aliens, Klingons, Terminators, HCRealms moderators, Pinhead, Jason, Snakes on several planes, Freddy Kruger, Pirates, Zombies, Cybermen and Mormons. They survive, but the damage to Michael causes him to turn to dust, which Whitney promptly snorts. THE END next movie: Micronauts! (Not to be confused with "Micro Nuts: A Bio of HCRealms moderators" ) . |
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 13, 2006 3:31:28 GMT -5
Next Movie: Michael Meets Whitney: Death Zone Swept up into a multi-dimensional "Contest of Champions", Michael Jackson & Whitney Houston must fend off Predators, Daleks, Ninjas, Aliens, Klingons, Terminators, HCRealms moderators, Pinhead, Jason, Snakes on several planes, Freddy Kruger, Pirates, Zombies, Cybermen and Mormons. They survive, but the damage to Michael causes him to turn to dust, which Whitney promptly snorts.
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Micronauts
From the makers of Antz, comes a tale of tiny little people that live in fields. One day they find a NASA space shuttle, and they climb aboard and live there for several weeks. One night they are awoken in their sleep and the shuttle launches into space. They try to sabotage the shuttle so the human pilots will die....Will they suceed?
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The Lie about the Water Hydrant |
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Post by Conchizzie on Jul 13, 2006 7:57:14 GMT -5
The Lie About the Fire Hydrant
We all thought that fire hydrants were here to put out fire. We were wrong. Fucking wrong. Johnny went to the store one day, innocent as can be, when all of the sudden, out of the lid of a nearby fire hydrant, HCRealms moderators attacked! they obeyed their cannibalistic instints, and inside the body they found...the new header! Thinking that people would love the header and come to the Moderators, allowing them more to feast on, they automatically said it won the contest. But it didn't please the people of Ill Ramas and Rule 3, no sirrie. So they went to all the fire hydrants and tortured the Moderators to death by playing "High School Musical" music upon no end. unfortunately, none of the Ill Ramas or Rule 3s knew how to change the header, so they turned to cannibalism in anger and ate the Moderators.
Next Move: Howard the Duck 2: The Musical
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 13, 2006 8:04:31 GMT -5
Howard the Duck 2: The Musical
Starring 50 Cent as Howard the Duck, this musical with scores and storyline written by Andrew Lloyd Webber, depicts what life is really like for inter-galactic talking ducks, in the ghetto. A touching tale is finished perfectly with a sick soundtrack by Fiddy sent.
50 Cent ; Get Rich, or Resort to animal musicals tryin' Is out now.
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Leatherface VS The Teletubbies.
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Post by Charaxes on Jul 14, 2006 15:41:33 GMT -5
50 Cent; Get Rich, or Resort to animal musicals, Tryin' is the loving story about how after 50 Cent's epic failure of an album resorts to take parts in Disney animated musicals as the rough best friend with a heart of gold.
This weeks feature: For a Heart of Gold
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 17, 2006 5:54:13 GMT -5
For A Heart of Gold
The long awaited new movie. This is based on a true story, of a woman who was born with a golden heart. One day a man swept her off of her feet and she fell in love with him. They went everywhere together and life was fine and dandy. However it turns out that Mr Murthers had a sick plan. He was to remove the golden heart and sell it for money. The movie takes a dramatic turn as the Woman must escape from the evil clutches of Mr Murthers.
Beer Conspiracy
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Post by Charaxes on Jul 17, 2006 6:07:35 GMT -5
Beer Conspiracy
A new age paranoia flick about a scient that finds out that beer contains the answer to the world's greatest questions. However, he's too drunk to remember to answers...
Now showin': Me and my Two Daddies
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(lol, j/k)
