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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 17, 2006 6:21:43 GMT -5
Me and my Two Daddies
Mel Gibson. Brad Pitt. Together at last. Something happened 1 year ago, and they were both too stoned and drunk to remember what happened that night. Here they are a year later with a kid. And now the kid is learning to talk...and you know hes going to want anwers. Its a race againt time as Mel and Brad must find out how they acquired a kid, before the kid gains enough life experience and vocabulary to enquire.
School for Morons
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Post by Charaxes on Jul 17, 2006 6:27:37 GMT -5
School for Morons
Takes place in Knob Noster, Missouri. It's the story of a group of friends realize that their high school diploma is worthless simply because they went to Knob Noster High School. In an attempt to better themselves, they go to State Fair Community College. However, a degree from that college is the equalivelent to am ninth grade education. They end up being addicted to meth, twenty thousand dollars in debt, and a mean case of crabs.
Now showin': Zombie Dad.
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 17, 2006 6:45:26 GMT -5
Zombie Dad
The year is 1992. Little Joss' enjoyed his life. He had routine - School, games, sleep, repeat, weekend. His father was a scientist at the local laboratories. One day some guy got infected with some weird disease. His skin decayed, but he was still perfectly alive, but his mind was damaged and the man just wanted to eat everything. Joss' dad had to investigate this patient at the lab, however the restraints were not strong enough and Joss dad got bitten...He fended off the patient and killed him, by putting him in the chemical oven. Slowly Joss' dad turned. He became a Zombie, and ate everything...When he first sees his son after he turns what will he do...
Zombie Dad 2 : The Infection Spreads
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Post by Charaxes on Jul 17, 2006 7:18:22 GMT -5
Zombie Dad 2: The Infection Spreads
This movie takes off where the first ended... Joss's dad turns into a zombie and bites Joss so they can have some father/son bonding. Instead of infecting others, the zombie dad/son team do regular father/son stuff: going to ball games, helping Joss with his homework, etc... They learn a lesson in respect and in love.
Now in theaters: Zombie Dad 3: Why Did We Make this a Trilogy??
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 17, 2006 8:08:00 GMT -5
Zombie Dad 3: Why Did We Make this a Trilogy?
The final installment, You learn the reasoning behind the infection - How it came into existence! Also Zombie Dad finds out the infection eventually kills its prey, So he works on a cure. He finally creates an antidote, but it is too late. Joss dies, whilst Zombie Dad holds him in his arms.
English Pie
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jul 17, 2006 16:18:48 GMT -5
English Pie
Kiera Knightley in other oscar probably not gonna win role. She plays a young and destitute prostitute, Rinona Havana, living on the streets of cairo, even though she's from abertay. She one day finds herself doing the king of Spain, and realizes she wants more from life. So, she embarks on a road trip with the king of Spain, who calls her "English Pie". ALong with her only friend NAtalie Portsmouth (who looks uncannily like Rinona ((they're both played by kiera)), and in the end, they find out they're twins).
Will she find the Ruby of Life and /or become queen of spain, or will her (possibly evil) twin beat her with an old shoe?
Thelma and Louise 2: Only this time, Susan Sarandon is played by Julia Roberts.
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 18, 2006 3:40:24 GMT -5
Thelma and Louise 2
All the characters kill Julia Roberts. In weird and wonderful ways.
Dont Fart - We're in a Lift!
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Post by skeevo666 on Jul 20, 2006 5:15:34 GMT -5
Dont Fart - We're in a Lift!
UK Adaption of American movie titled "Dont Fart - We're in an Elevator!"
In this version Pash & Chair overindulge in tarts and try to see who can stay in the lift the longest. The contest is interrupted by an invasion of snakes. Luckily, the ghost of St. Patrick materializes and leads the snakes out. Pash & Chair realize the error of their ways and swear off tarts forever. From now on, it's Curry Vindaloo only!
Next movie: Police Academy 17: Mission Middle East
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 20, 2006 5:21:27 GMT -5
Police Academy 17: Mission Middle East
The whole gang are back! And the movie starts with them travelling in a plane to Chine...however the plane explodes and everyone dies. Cue new cast! Cuba Gooding Jr leads a crack team of police to find out why the Police Peeps werent wanted in China. He uncovers drug rings, bootleg markets and weapons importers. All of which he proceeds to take over and become a Kingpin of crime figure.
Christ Sword : Bible Battle Chronicles Part One
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Post by youngliver on Jul 20, 2006 8:07:59 GMT -5
Christ Sword: Bible Battle Chronicles Part One
A man calling himself Jesus is thrust via a mystical tablet into the year 878 to the country of Anthuria. Here, with the powerful sorcerer Yomama Izzaslut, he must battle the evil forces of darkness led by Rezis Alooza. Using a mysterious glowing sword known as the christ sword Jesus fights his was through the mightiest of foes. Who will triumph in the ultimate battle of good and evil.
Next title
Captain Swordfish and the hunt for the bung
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 20, 2006 8:12:38 GMT -5
(Welcome!)
Captain Swordfish and the Hunt for the Bung
The legendary bung is a great thing. Every man and woman who has ever heard of it, has instantly dropped dead. However Captain Swordfish was different. He had no fear...He had....His captain badge. Getting a mis-fit group of warriors he battles his way though the seas to hunt for the Bung. Only Old Man Jellyfish man stands in his way.
The Lighthouse Basement.
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Post by Charaxes on Jul 20, 2006 12:07:31 GMT -5
The Lighthouse Basement
A heart-warming tale of two lovers, Scott and Lyndi, in WWII times. Scott knowes his duty to his country, and joins the army. They promise that after the war was over, they will met in the Lighthouse Basement, a local tavern. Scott is horribly wounded in combat, but continously overcomes adversity to make it home. However, when he goes to the Lighthouse Basement, his precious Lyndi is nowhere to be seen. He finds out that his brother helped Lyndi get through the lonely years when Scott was overseas. Scott's brother and Lyndi ran off together, and he never hears from her again. Then he gets cancer and dies.
Now showing: My Penis is an Alien!!
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 21, 2006 4:54:52 GMT -5
My Penis is an Alien!
It was just a regular day, until Borris Ram woke up...He looked outside his window, and there were freaking aliens. He grabbed his shotgun and ran outside battling the alien scum. He runs into some difficulty when a huge purple space freak comes busting on his arse, the alien shoots some kind of space goo onto his shotgun, and some lands on his penis.
He faints.
Days later he awakens, and no one remembers the attack, however his penis can now talk and has a personality. Also his shotgun shoots venemous bombs! Now he must find a way to prove that Aliens really did attack, but if they come back he'll be ready!
Mulling in it.
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 26, 2006 3:34:55 GMT -5
No one plays this game with me!
*Whimper*
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 28, 2006 9:28:07 GMT -5
Mulling in it.
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Post by That Guy on Jul 28, 2006 23:48:29 GMT -5
Nothing's cuming to me with that ReZourceman. Give me another tit le. I mean title.
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