Kill The Last Person With The Thing They Give You.

[ReZourceman]

Pretty simple.

Find a way to kill the person before with the thing they give you.


*Gives a Pencil*

[El's Bells]

*Sticks pencil in your ear and slams it in with my hand*

*Gives a napkin*

[ReZourceman]

Twists the napkin as tight as possible, so it becomes a thick rope. Ties it around your neck...

....*El doesnt die, the napkin falls off*

Shoves napkin down your throat.


~ Computer Monitor ~

[El's Bells]

Hangs monitor from the ceiling and waits for ReZ to stand under it. ReZ sees the monitor and goes around to avoid it falling on his head and instead falls into a hole cut into the floor into the basement which contains man eating lions.

*Gives a bean*

[ReZourceman]

Cooks the bean in a frying pan, on a gentle heat for 5 years. Bean becomes incredibly hard. Bakes in vinager ala conkers and then in the oven for another 5 years.

Bean is now very hard.

Puts bean in with other beans, and gives them to El as a lovely meal. El chokes on the hard bean.


~ Gives 25 Foot Steel Girder ~

[El's Bells]

Heats girder until melting hot. Takes a chunks of melted steel and hammers them into swords. Sells swords and makes thousands of dollars which I use to hire a hitman to kill ReZ.

*Gives a Pic of Jesus*

[ReZourceman]

Gets pic of Jesus. Sells a world tour "See Jesus" thus making money. Uses the money to find Jesus (Must still be alive) finds Jesus.

Tells Jesus that if he doesnt kill El CuCuy then Ill release the image of him on the internet and sell it on Ebay.

Jesus bitch-zaps El.


~ Gives 1 Piece of Dust ~

[That Guy]

Takes piece of Dust farts on it causing it to explode. Like everything I fart on

GIVES HYPNO TOAD

[El's Bells]

Puts piece of dust into a clam's mouth which then turne into a pearl. Gives pearl to Claire as a gift and falls in love me. ReZ commits suicide from losing Claire.

*Gives a post-it note*

[ReZourceman]

(I get to use both items)

[ReZourceman]

Writes on Post-It Note "I am evil Hypno Toad, I have evil powers" and attatchs it to Hypno Toad.

Leaves Hypno Toad in white house.

George W Bush, goes crazy and kills every country with a nuclear bomb. El and Trader die.


~ Gives Glass bottle filled with urine ~

[El's Bells]

Tells a bum I will give him a beer if he kills ReZ. Bum kills ReZ. Bum drinks bottle of urine.

*Gives a compass*

[ReZourceman]

Tells bum Ill give him a bottle of beer if he kills El. Bum kills El. Bum drinks compass.


~ A Hologram ~

[El's Bells]

Sets a hologram of a ghost in ReZ's room. ReZ runs out screaming like a little girl. A passer by hears ReZ scream and thinks he murdered his GF and stabs ReZ.

*Gives a DVD copy of The Sound Of Music*

[ReZourceman]

Wraps up Sound of Music DVD in November. Tells El Ive bought him the best present ever, ever ever, and tells El to quit his job, sell his house and all of his possesions.

Wraps up a portable DVD player aswell.

Xmas comes, El unwraps DVD Player....Then El unwraps Sound of Music. ReZ laughs ad points "HhHhHhHhahahahaha! All you have in the world is The Sound Of Music and something to watch it on!"

El is very happy, and content.

Wtf...*Shoots El*


~ Gives A Cuddly Toy Axe ~

[El's Bells]

Hides in a dark environment with toy axe waiting for ReZ to come by. ReZ approaches and sees my shadow against the wall and I'm holding a huge axe. ReZ dies from fright.........and shits his pants.

*Gives a dress*