Kill The Last Person With The Thing They Give You.

[ReZourceman]

ReZ puts on dress. Nice fit. ReZ removes dress and continues with the plan. Puts dress in shop, and gets Els mum to buy dress. Steals dress, and puts it in Els room with porno on top and tissues. Els mum walks in, is so shocked and disgcusted she kills El.

~ Gives Handcuffs ~

[Paj Meen Ah]

Pashy knocks ReZ unconsious via secret nerve gas pellets located in his bag of 102 tricks. He then Hand-cuffs him to a flagpole, on top of my school hall. When/If the Queen visits, the flag will be raised, pulling ReZ up with it. Eventually the strain will rip ReZ's hands off, letting his body fall onto the roof of the building, dying instantly.

*(All that) Jazz*

[ReZourceman]

Uses all that jazz to distract Pashmina. Whilst Pashmina is standing there in awe of the jazzness, ReZ gets a chainsaw and cuts Pashmina up, good and proper.

~ Gives A Mace ~

[Paj Meen Ah]

Pashy thorws the mace through the Window of ReZ's bank, killing the infamous "bitch", but missing ReZ. He then finds ReZ weeping over the death pf his secret love, "Bitch", and Pashy then proceeds to kill him softly with his words.

Gives Statue of a Pigeon

[ReZourceman]

(Its a "Contact Centre" not an actual bank...although the company is a bank)

Picks up the Pigeon Statue, and attacks Pashmina around the head with it. He dies.

That was a simple fun one.


~ Gives a Pikachu Figurine ~

[Paj Meen Ah]

Pashy sells the figurine on Ebay and makes approx. 10 pounds sterling. He pays Typhoid Mary (who happened to be passing his house) 8 pounds sterling and 50 pennies to kill ReZ, which she does, though destroys Big Ben in doing so.

Gives a bag of foam.

[Fantastic_Four]

Fanizzie takes the foam and puts it in Pashy's dishwasher. He runs out of the house and puts Pashy in and locks the door. The foam then continues to grow in the dishwasher until it bursts and the whole house is full of foam. Pashy lives. So Fanizzie takes the mace ReZ gave him and cleaves Pashy.

~ Gives a brownie ~

[Paj Meen Ah]

Pashy eats the brownie, and thanks FF, before beating his head against a bug zapper for approx. 4 minutes until dead.

Gives issue of Playboy from 1984

[Fantastic_Four]

FF takes the hottest girl in the magazine and puts on the end of a huge sword and sticks it out for Pashy to see. Pashy then starts walking toward the picture and when he gets too close FF swings the sword at Pashy. He misses. Pashy starts humping the picture. FF takes Pashy's mace again and beats him upside the head. Pashy, somehow, survived. So FF, now really pissed off, takes an Ak-47 (Out from under his hat) and blew Pashy away with a ratta-tat-tat.

~ Gives an empty soda can ~

[Smaug317]

Smaug peels apart the empty soda can and slices your neck.


*Gives a SMALL fingernail.*

[Fantastic_Four]

FF takes the fingernail and puts in in a glass of Pepsi for Smaug. Smaug, being the unintelligent gullable person that he is ( ) drinks the pepsi. The nail rippes open Smaug's intestine track and he proceeds to shit out blood until he commits suicide.

~ Gives a keyboard key ~

[El's Bells]

Wires key with plastique explosive. I replace one of FF's keyboard key with the explosive one. I wait intently for FF to push the key. FF pushes the key. I walk out covered in pieces of FF.

*Gives a leaf*

[ReZourceman]

Slaps El from side to side with the leaf. And doesnt stop. For 3 months. ReZ stops, to take a breather, Els face is covered in a hurrendous rash, there is dried blood and skin crumbling away. Eventually over the coming weeks he dies from infection.

~ Gives A Plastic Bag ~

[Paj Meen Ah]

Pashy runs around, bagging people wioth the plastic bag, suffocating them. ReZ then tries calmly to stop the crazed Bagslut, but is "bagged".

Nuff' Said.

**___***___Gives a hair off Ms.Dynamites head___***___***