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Post by The Hush is BACK on Jul 30, 2006 5:01:39 GMT -5
What happens if you want to tell her three times?
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Post by Charaxes on Jul 30, 2006 7:06:01 GMT -5
Punch her in the stomach? Only if you find out she's pregnant... |
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 30, 2006 7:08:43 GMT -5
Went to a party last nigh,t and heard possibly the worst joke ever (Bordering human decency again)
Q : What do you do once you've had a baby?
A : Put the nappy back on and clean up the cum.
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jul 30, 2006 12:40:15 GMT -5
What the hell?
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Post by No Wow on Jul 30, 2006 13:00:25 GMT -5
Went to a party last nigh,t and heard possibly the worst joke ever (Bordering human decency again)
Q : What do you do once you've had a baby?
A : Put the nappy back on and clean up the cum. Oh god Paedophilia..................... I hate shit |
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 31, 2006 3:51:33 GMT -5
Pretty bad, eh.
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Post by El's Bells on Jul 31, 2006 3:55:21 GMT -5
Mmhmmm...no, not young enough!
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 31, 2006 3:57:48 GMT -5
Yeah! They need to still be in the whomb!
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Post by El's Bells on Jul 31, 2006 3:59:49 GMT -5
Screw that! I just frag my own jizz!!!
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 31, 2006 4:00:55 GMT -5
Hellz yeah....pre empt your own!
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 31, 2006 4:03:42 GMT -5
Joke.
Three vampires walk into a bar.
First one says "Okay, Can I have a pack of peanuts and a pint of blood please"
"Sorry we dont serve blood"
Second vampire says "Please can I have a packet of crisps, and a pint of blood...thanks"
The bar man repeates "Sorry, I just told your friend we do not sell blood!"
Third vampire comes along. "Okay, could I have a pack of pork scratchings and a glass of Hot Water please"
The bar man looks perplexed "Sure, ....but whats the water for?
The vampire gets out a used tampon. "Havnt you ever heard of Tea?"
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Post by El's Bells on Jul 31, 2006 4:06:51 GMT -5
Haha! LOL!
Have you ever smelled a used tampon?
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 31, 2006 4:13:02 GMT -5
Zat a joke?
No, dont be sick. I just eat them.
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Post by El's Bells on Jul 31, 2006 4:16:13 GMT -5
Juicy!
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 31, 2006 4:53:04 GMT -5
Juicy like a spunk filled tissue.
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Post by No Wow on Aug 1, 2006 6:58:57 GMT -5
...........................juicy.....................
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