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Post by No Wow on Jul 25, 2006 6:59:00 GMT -5
Ye I dont believe in shit
Im so over white people they remind me of gerkins
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 25, 2006 7:29:22 GMT -5
Stop saying "Im so over" you may see it as an adorable catch phrase such as my "Use a Chainsaw!" but it makes people want to die, so please stop.
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jul 25, 2006 10:57:29 GMT -5
Stop saying "Im so over" you may see it as an adorable catch phrase such as my "Use a Chainsaw!" but it makes people want to die, so please stop. Yeah, Chair! ...Im over it  |
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Post by No Wow on Jul 25, 2006 10:58:21 GMT -5
I'm so over being told off for saying "I'm so over it"
Yeah I dont take shit from Pittsburgh girls
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jul 25, 2006 10:59:15 GMT -5
I do.
Whats a "pittsburgh girl"?
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 25, 2006 11:00:27 GMT -5
New Joke'
Q : Does Pash cry when he gets punched.
*Punches Pash*
*Pash cries*
A : Yes.
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jul 25, 2006 11:01:21 GMT -5
................
*actual tumbleweed blows past*
..........*cla-*
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Post by The Hush is BACK on Jul 26, 2006 4:15:26 GMT -5
Stop spamming you headfuckers, else I'm banning you. Not you ReZ, they started it.
Mine:
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?' "And so, here we are!"
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 27, 2006 3:11:43 GMT -5
*Snigger* Heh heh, thats great. I told the Club one yesterday to a few peeps Hush, It went down well.
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Post by The Hush is BACK on Jul 27, 2006 4:03:40 GMT -5
*Snigger* Heh heh, thats great. I told the Club one yesterday to a few peeps Hush, It went down well.
Let's try again, a quartet of lady-bashers!
Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Q. What's the difference between Mad Cow disease and PMS?
A. Nothing.
Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.
Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
A. Well aren't all kitchen appliances that colour? |
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 27, 2006 4:11:37 GMT -5
Heh heh. Ill have to tell Claire those.
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Post by The Hush is BACK on Jul 27, 2006 4:23:56 GMT -5
Heh heh. Ill have to tell Claire those.
Say "hi" to her for me.
I really do hope that if she knows about Rule3, that you reference us a bunch of cool guys.... |
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 27, 2006 4:59:26 GMT -5
Errr yeah....a bunch of cool guys.
Heh kidding. Yeah I have talked about certain people and the site of course. ;D
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Post by Charaxes on Jul 27, 2006 13:42:06 GMT -5
Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, you all ready told her twice.
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Post by No Wow on Jul 27, 2006 13:49:53 GMT -5
What happens if you want to tell her three times?
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jul 27, 2006 14:32:42 GMT -5
Punch her in the stomach?
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