Chapter 2 Solo: Jeff

[JKL]

The cheap saber breaks. The Doctor is about to "club" Jeff with the Kendo stick, when the guy with the cloak says, "If you break it, you're buying another one."

Doctor Monarch sets the stick down. "How about we try chess?"

[JKL]

Deciding chess wouldn't be a comedically satisfactory way to solve this problem, the Evil Doctor Monarch "summons" a minion.



"Keith Richards", Lv 9, HP 4, Sp 2
Bug Type
Tackle 2 Damage
String Shot Target's Speed is reduced by 1

[No Wow]

Jeff debates whether to summon a "minion", or kick the bug into a wall like a real person would. The latter was certainly tempting, but Jeff was unsure how happy the evil doctor would be if his pokemon was kicked into a wall.

Ok, I shall summon the almighty duck spirit that watches over me!




Psyduck
Lv 7 HP 8 SP 5
Water Type
55 Exp to Next Level

Water Sport - Fire Attacks do -2 to this Pokemon
Scratch - 2 Damage, 1 target
Tail Whip - Do +1 damage to opponent remainder of the battle.
Metronome - Random Effects

[JKL]

The Director (the normalish looking guy) suddenly puts a large coat on, hunches over walks on screen and says in a shrill, hag-like voice, "It's the Duck Spirit of victory!" He then walks off.

[No Wow]

Psyduck uses Metronome, for a joke.

[JKL]

Psyduck (8/8)-Metronome turns into Blizzard, 8 Damage
Caterpie (-4/4)
The attack hits, but somehow, the Caterpie suffers no ill effect from being knocked out. The evil Doctor Monarch suddenly steps forward, and then crouches down. Suddenly, the Caterpie does a flying, jumping, flaming uppercut with it's ridiculous little worm feet for 1 damage.

[No Wow]

"God, since when could a Caterpie do that?

Just use metronome again, and make sure it dies this time. I'll be really angry if you use rest or leer or something equally pointless though."

[JKL]

"How does Caterpie do what?" replies Doctor Monarch.

Psyduck (6/8)-Uses Metronome, which becomes Surf. 12 Damage.
Caterpie (-16/4)

And yet somehow the Caterpie still stands. The Evil Doctor Monarch sneezes (which, within the confines of that helmet, would REALLY turn out to be disgusting). The Caterpie, likewise, sneezes an amazing gust of wind that batters Psyduck around for a further 2 damage.

[No Wow]

"Oh god, really unfair battle syndrome. Having infinite life no reason"

"Use water sport for a joke"

[JKL]

Both the minion Caterpie and the Evil Doctor Monarch get wet.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHAT'S WITH THE SPIRIT OF THE DUCK OF POWER? WHY WERE THERE NINJAS IN THIS MOVIE? WHY DOES A LITTLE WATER DEFEAT A BUTTERFLY THEMED VILLAIN? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? BLARGRBRBRBRBLRBELBRLBRLBRLR!"

"Annnd...CUT!"

The Evil Doctor Monarch gets back up. He shakes Jeff's hand. "That was fun. Good cinema, yes yes, good. Hope to see you again."

"Ahem," the director grunts.

The evil Doctor Monarch sighs, and pulls a Pokeball of it's belt.

JEFF GREX RECEIVED...

PINSIR!

(Do I need to give it stats, or are you just going to trade it?)

[No Wow]

Ummm... Pinsir.... *purses lips*

I'd prefer a real pokemon, not a walking joke.

Also, I better get extra exp for using water sport, or I'll be really angry.

[JKL]

Trading it is.

The Pokemon you used in battle gets battle exp. All of your Pokemon get additional quest experience. Because what's a quest without quest Exp.?

[JKL]

(Quest completed. Please wait in the Pokecenter (Aka the Chapter 2, Spirits in the Night main thread.))