Post by hyproglo on Feb 19, 2007 19:37:54 GMT -5
OK here's the first of many stories for you all. Enjoy...
Hell no.... This thread ain't gonna die. I'm not going to post anything Wu related however. I'm going to tell you a story. It involves one Proteus T. Goosenheimer and the tale of "Who's car is it anyway"?
OK so about a couple of years ago,I'm living in a magical land called Licoln Square Apartments. There were about 8-10 of us who lived there and since my two best friends (and I AM reffering to my friends in the proverbial "wennibago") and I worked there we pretty much ran the joint. I mean "R-R-R-Ran" the joint. We'd party every night and this was a night like no other.
We did our usual routine, which consisted of free beer from the local Shell station, (My friends are pretty decent when they hook you up with free booze) and the Simpsons followed by going out to the bars. Well my roomate and I decieded to stay home and hang with his chitlins. (that's kids for those of you who can't even read) So, anyway, Mikey Do, Ronnie, Steve, and Hans go out to the bar and they are gone for they night. Well my rommie and I stumble upon something that I cannot discuss even here and we are watching "the son of Frankenstein" and Ronnie and Steve stumble in and here's Ronnie's story...
OK so we can't find Han's trucki and we satr flagging down cars and the guy in a truck stops and we ask if we can get a ride home. The guys says yeah where do you live? and Ronnie says where he lives and they get in the truck...The truck peels off, Ronnie is in the front and Steve is in the back. This truck is haulin' balls and is not paying any attention to traffic signals or anything. And Ronnie is talking to the driver and Steve leans up to talk and says "Is this truck stolen"? Ronnie looks down and sees that the steering wheel cover is in fact torn off. And at this time Steve if freaking out he's like "OMG I can't believe that we're in a stolen truck, we're gonna get in trouble" And the driver says "well I can let you out here" and at that point Ronnie says "shut the hell up" but steve keep freaking out and Ronnie is getting heated. And say's if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick your ###. The truck isn't persued in any way and he drops them off at the door to the apt. on the way out of town.
And right after they get done telling their story Mikey Do and Hans roll in. And here's (In Mikey Do's paraphrased words) his story...
So we were leaving the bar with Stevie and Ronnie and we couldn't find Han's truck so Stevie and Ronnie catch a ride with somebody and Me and Hans finally find the truck, well Hans is too drunk to drive and even though I don't have a liscense I am the most sober of the two and drive the 3.2 miles home. Well around Super8 I decide that I'm too trashed to drive and pull over. I'm about to fall asleep in the truck and Hans is passed out when a cop pulls up behind us. He approaches the Truck and I roll down the window. The cop asks "What are you doing out here"? and I relpy "I'm sorry officer I was driving home but I'm too drunk". And the cop says "Well can I see your liscense and registration"? and I say "I don't even have a liscense and this is his truck". *Points over at Hans*
The cop then goes over to Hans side of the car and taps on the window with his baton....No responce. He taps again...the same. So I roll down the window and he actually tapps Hans on the head and Hans is like "Uggghhhh" like he is telling his mom in sleepenese that he doesn't want to go to school. The cop taps him again and the same. So the cops comes around to me and says. "You are obviously OK to drive, get this truck off of the streets" and leaves.
WTF I was obviously to messed up to drive. And the cop tells me to drive home drunk....(This is the end of Mikey Do's story)
Sadly there's not much of a point to this story. Execpt for don't drive drunk, you AREN'T going to get this lucky.
Hell no.... This thread ain't gonna die. I'm not going to post anything Wu related however. I'm going to tell you a story. It involves one Proteus T. Goosenheimer and the tale of "Who's car is it anyway"?
OK so about a couple of years ago,I'm living in a magical land called Licoln Square Apartments. There were about 8-10 of us who lived there and since my two best friends (and I AM reffering to my friends in the proverbial "wennibago") and I worked there we pretty much ran the joint. I mean "R-R-R-Ran" the joint. We'd party every night and this was a night like no other.
We did our usual routine, which consisted of free beer from the local Shell station, (My friends are pretty decent when they hook you up with free booze) and the Simpsons followed by going out to the bars. Well my roomate and I decieded to stay home and hang with his chitlins. (that's kids for those of you who can't even read) So, anyway, Mikey Do, Ronnie, Steve, and Hans go out to the bar and they are gone for they night. Well my rommie and I stumble upon something that I cannot discuss even here and we are watching "the son of Frankenstein" and Ronnie and Steve stumble in and here's Ronnie's story...
OK so we can't find Han's trucki and we satr flagging down cars and the guy in a truck stops and we ask if we can get a ride home. The guys says yeah where do you live? and Ronnie says where he lives and they get in the truck...The truck peels off, Ronnie is in the front and Steve is in the back. This truck is haulin' balls and is not paying any attention to traffic signals or anything. And Ronnie is talking to the driver and Steve leans up to talk and says "Is this truck stolen"? Ronnie looks down and sees that the steering wheel cover is in fact torn off. And at this time Steve if freaking out he's like "OMG I can't believe that we're in a stolen truck, we're gonna get in trouble" And the driver says "well I can let you out here" and at that point Ronnie says "shut the hell up" but steve keep freaking out and Ronnie is getting heated. And say's if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick your ###. The truck isn't persued in any way and he drops them off at the door to the apt. on the way out of town.
And right after they get done telling their story Mikey Do and Hans roll in. And here's (In Mikey Do's paraphrased words) his story...
So we were leaving the bar with Stevie and Ronnie and we couldn't find Han's truck so Stevie and Ronnie catch a ride with somebody and Me and Hans finally find the truck, well Hans is too drunk to drive and even though I don't have a liscense I am the most sober of the two and drive the 3.2 miles home. Well around Super8 I decide that I'm too trashed to drive and pull over. I'm about to fall asleep in the truck and Hans is passed out when a cop pulls up behind us. He approaches the Truck and I roll down the window. The cop asks "What are you doing out here"? and I relpy "I'm sorry officer I was driving home but I'm too drunk". And the cop says "Well can I see your liscense and registration"? and I say "I don't even have a liscense and this is his truck". *Points over at Hans*
The cop then goes over to Hans side of the car and taps on the window with his baton....No responce. He taps again...the same. So I roll down the window and he actually tapps Hans on the head and Hans is like "Uggghhhh" like he is telling his mom in sleepenese that he doesn't want to go to school. The cop taps him again and the same. So the cops comes around to me and says. "You are obviously OK to drive, get this truck off of the streets" and leaves.
WTF I was obviously to messed up to drive. And the cop tells me to drive home drunk....(This is the end of Mikey Do's story)
Sadly there's not much of a point to this story. Execpt for don't drive drunk, you AREN'T going to get this lucky.
