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Post by Flarizzie on Jun 11, 2007 14:15:36 GMT -5
With a name too difficult to spell.
I like my women how I like my keyboard
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Post by Brain King on Jun 11, 2007 16:36:08 GMT -5
old and covered with with pictures of 80 year old chicks
I like my women how I like my condoms
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Post by Conchizzie on Jun 12, 2007 5:57:09 GMT -5
Form-Fitting and Rubbery.
I like my bitches like I like my Hershey's dark chocolate...
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jun 12, 2007 8:12:16 GMT -5
Only available in Harvey Nichols. (In the UK)
I enjoy lesbians as I enjoy my Gamecube..
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Post by Brain King on Jun 12, 2007 15:29:50 GMT -5
cracked and has a broken lenses
I like my women how I like my clothes
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Post by Conchizzie on Jun 12, 2007 22:28:20 GMT -5
covered in sweat, dirt, and grass stains.
I like my playmates like I like my Filipino Adobo....
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jun 13, 2007 5:39:49 GMT -5
(?)
Unknown to most people.
I like my women like I like my Escargot.
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Post by Conchizzie on Jun 13, 2007 8:24:31 GMT -5
Sizzily when salted.
(Adobo is a very satisfying meal, made with chicken or pork, basted with Soy sauce, lemon-lime soda, and spices. That's the brief overview.)
I like my women like I like my sea gulls....
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Post by JKL on Jun 13, 2007 9:38:45 GMT -5
Being chased by me.
I like my women like I like my chandeliers.
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Post by Conchizzie on Jun 13, 2007 12:23:03 GMT -5
They shatter when they fall.
I love my blow up dolls like I love my third-world countires....
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Post by JKL on Jun 13, 2007 12:37:25 GMT -5
Rife with disease.
I like my women lie I like my standing double basses.
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Post by Brain King on Jun 13, 2007 18:33:56 GMT -5
expensive but breaks at the slightest touch
I like my bag sluts like I like my pig shit
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Post by Flarizzie on Jun 13, 2007 18:44:41 GMT -5
Way too easy to insult.
I like my women how I like my calculator
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Post by JKL on Jun 13, 2007 19:50:41 GMT -5
Twenty thousand functions I used to know how to use, but no longer remember any of.
I like my women like I like my cyclohexane.
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Post by Flarizzie on Jun 13, 2007 20:34:00 GMT -5
Not thought about very often, and quite possibly flammable.
I like my women how I like my milk.
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Post by Charaxes on Jun 14, 2007 10:44:58 GMT -5
Plain, white, and served with cookies.
I like my women like I like my gaming systems.
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