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Post by JKL on Jun 7, 2007 13:35:48 GMT -5
One girl I know, she currently goes to Duke, she got a 1500 something on the old test, and she wanted to retake it! She was hellbent on getting into Duke, applied early decision, told me she'd kill herself if she didn't get in...
...And when she got in, she suddenly realized they didn't have the exact major she wanted. I think she wanted communications or something. So I asked her why she wanted to go to Duke in the first place.
"The basketball team."
Cue JK slapping his forehead. Then I asked her what her longterm life plan was.
"Well, I wanted to get a communications degree and then marry a rich guy..."
Now, to me, it seems that this plan had several unnecessary steps. She didn't really need to get a degree to marry a rich guy. If she wanted a degree though, as a back up plan, she didn't have to go to Duke either. She could've gone to Longwood and married a guy from Hampden-Sydney or something.
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Post by Charaxes on Jun 7, 2007 14:01:33 GMT -5
Looks like she wants to get her MRS degree... Hell, not that I blame her. I'm pretty sure that I'd be a gold-digger if I was female.
As for going to school for the wrong reason, my cousin picked the college she went to because of the dance team. I ask most of the incoming freshman why they decided to come to college, the answer I receive the most often is "Because it's what you do after high school." That is why half of all incoming freshman leave college without a degree.
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jun 7, 2007 17:54:07 GMT -5
*is obviously going to fail French tommorow*
I've learnt these phrases.
C'est trop grasse!
La nourriture etait bien differente!
Facile! Tres, TRES Facile!
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Post by Brain King on Jun 21, 2007 15:15:47 GMT -5
lest your french class isnt saying cushon chuson 80 times every class and stikking your fingers up your nose that is a regualr french class id rather have no wall thank you its fucken hot in canada stupid hippys and there global warming
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jun 21, 2007 17:41:41 GMT -5
Yeah, your awful "hippie" jokes might be funny if you used puncuation.
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Post by Charaxes on Jun 21, 2007 19:55:37 GMT -5
You know who doesn't use punctuation? Hippies.
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Post by JKL on Jun 21, 2007 20:17:13 GMT -5
Charaxes once again proves that it's all in the timing...
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Post by Charaxes on Jun 21, 2007 21:19:33 GMT -5
Charaxes once again proves that it's all in the timing... Of course I do! *looks around, slightly bewildered* |
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Post by JKL on Jun 21, 2007 21:28:54 GMT -5
Of course I do! *looks around, slightly bewildered* The fact that this specific statement reminding me of story is pathetic notwithstanding, I now have a story to tell. I was going to watch a friend go play tennis with my colleague Gandalf the Exceedingly White and a bunch of the second floor girls. While we were walking over to the tennis center, the conversation wandered from having a hall pet to having a hall baby and how awesome it would be. So, this conversation gets to the point that Mary Sunshine, one of the people I hopped the Wall with (if you remember that story) said that she would be the Hall Mother. So, naturally, the next question was who would be the Hall Dad. Ha ha, I thought, They're all going to turn and stare at [Gandalf the Exceedingly White] and it's gonna be funny as Hell and I'm going to have to work real hard not to laugh...You can probably see where this is going. The next person to talk is me. And I say: "Umm...why are you all staring at me?" I'm not quite sure what Gandalf the Exceedingly White did to disqualify himself from this hypothetical situation, but it must've been BAD. If you're a female, and you have a choice of two males, and I'm the BETTER option, you've screwed up your life in a way that can only be described using the word CLUSTER. |
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jun 22, 2007 16:07:34 GMT -5
Yeah.. *looks around, and purses lips*
MY NAME; ISOBEL
MARRIED TO HERSELF
MY LOVE; ISOBEL
NA NA NA NA-NA
NA NA NA NA-NA
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Post by Brain King on Jun 23, 2007 1:53:48 GMT -5
Is that a song?
also my jokes are funny even if they dont have a punctuating
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jun 23, 2007 9:08:14 GMT -5
You haven't shown your humour yet. I've laughed at your bull-shitting, but that's doesn't count.
"a puncuating" what?
"a puncuating" .. ?
I think you meant "also my jokes are funny even if they dont have a punctuating puncuation."
And yes, "Isobel" is a song by Bjork.
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Post by Billy on Jun 23, 2007 9:36:11 GMT -5
Is that a song? also my jokes are funny even if they dont have a punctuating Your jokes lack wit, timing, substance and grammar. |
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Post by Charaxes on Jun 24, 2007 22:49:21 GMT -5
You haven't shown your humour yet. I've laughed at your bull-shitting, but that's doesn't count. "a puncuating" what? "a puncuating" .. ? I think you meant "also my jokes are funny even if they dont have a punctuating puncuation." And yes, "Isobel" is a song by Bjork. That has got to be the greatest post you have ever made. |
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jun 25, 2007 11:32:36 GMT -5
Well, I am famous.
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No Wow
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Post by No Wow on Jun 25, 2007 11:43:02 GMT -5
I love all the new people at our school (apart from all the people I obviously hate).
Like could actually be really funny.
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