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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 17, 2006 3:46:19 GMT -5
Hi all, this is the story of what happened at my girlfriends birthday meal.
Kay, so first off we order the starter...fair games.
"2 Garlic Bread with cheese, Please"
(We order the main etc, and at the end she says
"So....how many garlic bread?"
"2.....One each.." (I say)
So yeah three plates come along, one for me one for the missus and one with the single garlic break...*Sigh*
"No, one each"
But heck, Im a nice guy I can accept the mistake. Now not overly funny....but this bit was.
I was empying the last few drops of coke from my coke bottle into my glass.....Shaking the bottle a bit, and I accidentally tapped a little too hard....And a crack went through the glass.
Hmmm.
Figured it was a bit dangerous, so I fessed up
"Im so sorry, I broke my glass..." etc.
Cheeky fuckers charged me for the replacement drink too! ;D
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Post by The Hush is BACK on Jul 17, 2006 3:49:51 GMT -5
Hee hee. Bastards. What's your GF's name by the way? Is she your age?
Sex.
^WTF? Where'd that come from? 
...*sigh*
Let's put it straight: Was some "celebration humping" part of your gifts? 
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 17, 2006 4:31:45 GMT -5
Part of? All of.
Nah, I got her a diamond ring aswell. Heh heh, Im great.
And it was her 18th, and Im 19.
And her names Claire.
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Post by Charaxes on Jul 17, 2006 5:16:22 GMT -5
*grr*
I hate all of those who are a part of a couple at this moment in time...
...Which seems to be the whole world. "
Why is it that when you're single, all you see is couple, and when you're apart of a couple all you see is hookers?"
--Jim Gaffigan
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 17, 2006 5:41:16 GMT -5
Word.
But dont worry friend, I feel your pain. Enjoy the single life...for the time being. Im confident you'll find someone. Your a great peep.
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Post by Charaxes on Jul 17, 2006 6:11:13 GMT -5
That what I hear...
However, I've been single for three plus years...
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jul 17, 2006 6:12:33 GMT -5
I should expect the waiters replace the garlic bread.
I wouldnt stand for such crapness.
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Post by Charaxes on Jul 17, 2006 6:14:46 GMT -5
Did we ask you??
That's what I thought, bitch.
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jul 17, 2006 6:23:15 GMT -5
You arent ReZ, and he didnt ask anyone anything.
But he put the topic up for comment. So, i commented on it.
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Post by Charaxes on Jul 17, 2006 6:32:30 GMT -5
Yeah, but your opinions don't matter.
I figured you would have learned that by now...
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jul 17, 2006 6:35:02 GMT -5
My opinions matter just as much as yours, with the exception that I cannot vote.
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Post by Charaxes on Jul 17, 2006 6:48:03 GMT -5
Exactly. Talk to me once you turn eighteen. That's, what, four years away??
God, I hope I'm not still obessed with Heroclix when I'm 28....
*Prolly will be, if the game is still around*
edit: makes a little more sense now...
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 17, 2006 6:53:12 GMT -5
Erm, yeah they bought another garlic bread over obviously. Pssst like Id stand for not having food.
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jul 17, 2006 16:45:40 GMT -5
Erm, yeah they bought another garlic bread over obviously. Pssst like Id stand for not having food. Ok..*insert like counsellor-style hand gesture*..yeah..thats good to know *nods too much* yeah...good to know..tyeah..ace..yeah..super.. *hyperventalates* |
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Post by Fantastic_Four on Jul 17, 2006 17:04:36 GMT -5
Part of? All of.
Nah, I got her a diamond ring aswell. Heh heh, Im great.
And it was her 18th, and Im 19.
And her names Claire. |
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jul 17, 2006 19:58:40 GMT -5
You're legal when you're sixteen to have sexual relations ofd any kind *sniffs a device* in the UK.
So there. DOnt talk to me about law again, i was on ally mcbeal in one episode.
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