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Post by Smaug317 on Aug 7, 2006 10:24:16 GMT -5
Thank you ReZ, I thought it was funny...
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Post by ReZourceman on Aug 7, 2006 10:27:45 GMT -5
Yeah, it was kinda funny.
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Post by Charaxes on Aug 7, 2006 12:50:49 GMT -5
Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. Why the elephant was wearing my pajamas, I'll never know...
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Post by EmperorNorton on Aug 7, 2006 12:54:01 GMT -5
It involves incest and beastility, so I'll spare you the details... But those are far from uncommon in telling the Aristocrats joke. So what sets your version aside? Love the movie btw., especially Sarah Silverman. Best was Whoopie Goldberg, though. |
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Post by Charaxes on Aug 14, 2006 1:48:27 GMT -5
I completely forgot about this...
I'll post my verison of the joke tomorrow.
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Post by ReZourceman on Aug 14, 2006 5:34:43 GMT -5
Sweet! Cant wait.
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Post by The Hush is BACK on Aug 15, 2006 4:16:22 GMT -5
Maybe Claire'd like this one, ReZzie....
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A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"
"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this...when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?"
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Post by El's Bells on Aug 15, 2006 4:18:49 GMT -5
So I have clit in my ear now?!?!
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Post by ReZourceman on Aug 15, 2006 4:27:44 GMT -5
Lol, I laughed at Hushs, a lot, but then Els reply?
Man that was a kicker.
Rep for both of you on da realms, and Karma here, for those.
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Aug 27, 2006 16:40:14 GMT -5
I didnt laugh..it wasnt like "funny" it was more like proving women are more intelligent than men, sorta.
Like ever seen Vaje waste Pene?
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Post by The Hush is BACK on Aug 31, 2006 14:37:40 GMT -5
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor.
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Aug 31, 2006 14:39:54 GMT -5
Thats more fun.
Like, ever seen me waste?
It wasnt laughable though.
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Post by No Wow on Aug 31, 2006 14:40:56 GMT -5
Ye it was chucklesome but not laughable. like worth my time
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Aug 31, 2006 14:43:50 GMT -5
I smiled.
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Post by ReZ's-Girl-Claire on Sept 6, 2006 7:45:50 GMT -5
what happend to the frog that broke down?.. he got toad away... HA HA HA
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Post by ReZourceman on Sept 6, 2006 7:47:27 GMT -5
(Ive kinda been spreading it....But I said you told me)  |
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