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Post by skeevo666 on Jul 13, 2006 4:04:32 GMT -5
Did you hear about the guy who had 5 penises? His pants fit him like a glove  . |
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 13, 2006 4:05:49 GMT -5
Hahaha.
Dude, Go read ReVeX thread on HCR.....I wanna brainstorm till i have a fit!
;D
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Post by The Hush is BACK on Jul 17, 2006 2:38:31 GMT -5
Hahaha.
Dude, Go read ReVeX thread on HCR.....I wanna brainstorm till i have a fit!
;D
Anyway, today's joke, if I can remember how it goes:
An accountant and his wife's marriage has slowly deteriorated over time. Now, both are 51 years old.
To spite his wife, the accountant casually mentions as they're about to sleep one night that he is now currently having an affair with his 18 year old secretary.
His wife says nothing, but gathers a group of girlfriends the next day and hits the bar scene. She manages to snag her own 18 year old boytoy as revenge.
One night, as the man is going on and on about how much better his sex life is than his wife's is now that's he's met the attractive young, wild girl, his wife retorts:
"Honey, being an accountant, you should know that 18 is able to go into 51 many more times than 51 is able to go into 18."
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Post by Charaxes on Jul 17, 2006 5:23:01 GMT -5
Post them here, or at least pm me.
And nice clown suit joke. ;D You asked for it... Q: How do you make a fifteen-year-old girl cry twice? A: Put it in her butt, then pull out, and wipe your bloody weiner on her teddy bear... And that's not the worst one I know.... |
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Post by No Wow on Jul 18, 2006 14:14:29 GMT -5
Post them here, or at least pm me.
And nice clown suit joke. ;D You asked for it... Q: How do you make a fifteen-year-old girl cry twice? A: Put it in her butt, then pull out, and wipe your bloody weiner on her teddy bear... And that's not the worst one I know.... 15? Girls around here are doing it at 12 |
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Post by Charaxes on Jul 18, 2006 22:52:54 GMT -5
Q: What the difference between a brand-new Mustang and a trash full of dead babies?
A: Shit, I ain't gots a Mustang in my garage.
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 19, 2006 3:57:17 GMT -5
"Dont piss me off, Im running out of places to hide the bodies."
Best T-shirt quote ever.
Haha, nice jokes Char. More? Yaarrr.
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Post by Charaxes on Jul 19, 2006 20:26:33 GMT -5
Yarr... I knows a ton more...
My personal favorite:
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house?
A: It depends on how hard you throw 'em.
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Post by ReZourceman on Jul 20, 2006 3:56:48 GMT -5
Hahaha.
I gotta tell my friends these.
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Post by That Guy on Jul 20, 2006 4:03:59 GMT -5
Alright get this
Q:What do you get when you cross American Idol and a sore back
A:A sore back
Hahahahaha I almost laughed myself into a coma when I heard this.
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Post by No Wow on Jul 20, 2006 4:41:29 GMT -5
excuse me?
(I don't get it)
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jul 20, 2006 6:12:26 GMT -5
What the hell?
If what the joke is trying to say is that American idol means nothing, then that like isnt funny.
Seriously, If you laughed yourself into a coma from that, please dont watch Nighty Night, I dont want you to melt into protoplasm, and then explode.
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Post by No Wow on Jul 20, 2006 6:15:00 GMT -5
OMG! Nighty Night actually got me screaming with laughter and I actually could not see for like 5 minutes because I was crying so much.
"Sorry Kathy, its not easy. is it?"
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jul 20, 2006 6:17:17 GMT -5
No, you just ruined it.
You have to see her face. And then you like roll around in a ball for 7 seven years screaming
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Post by No Wow on Jul 20, 2006 6:20:48 GMT -5
I actually start laughing thinking of her
"I mean why, WHY ME!"
"Jill. Lets keep this in perspective. It's me that's got the cancer."
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jul 20, 2006 6:50:46 GMT -5
LOL!
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