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Post by ReZourceman on Sept 16, 2006 14:10:03 GMT -5
*Dead baby falls through window and lands on Pashys head*
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Sept 16, 2006 14:15:04 GMT -5
*cradles dead baby*
Damn you, Blathazar!
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Post by The Hush is BACK on Sept 29, 2006 0:36:31 GMT -5
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Sept 29, 2006 13:55:25 GMT -5
Oh, right.
I like had to imagine their positions for a sec, before it sunk in.
mmm..yeah..
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Post by No Wow on Sept 30, 2006 13:07:52 GMT -5
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!" Hmm.. Like you dont laugh but you smile slightly |
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Post by The Hush is BACK on Sept 30, 2006 14:18:53 GMT -5
Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A. One was the first to walk on the moon and the other fucks little boys up the ass.
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Post by No Wow on Sept 30, 2006 15:17:27 GMT -5
Someones allready said that carp face.
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Post by The Hush is BACK on Sept 30, 2006 15:39:30 GMT -5
Whatever... it's classic.
And why don't you say some jokes? It's the joke thread, but there's hardly any jokes on it...
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Post by Billy on Sept 30, 2006 16:20:47 GMT -5
I'd enjoy if Chair and Pashy said jokes instead of criticizing everyone else's.
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Post by Charaxes on Sept 30, 2006 17:28:47 GMT -5
Two men are driving through London when they get pulled over by a cop. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his stick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the officer smacks him in the head with the stick.
The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?"
The officer answers, "You're in London son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."
The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."
The officer does a check on the driver's license, and he's O.K.. He gives the man his license back, walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the officer smacks him on the head with the stick.
The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?"
The officer says, "Just making your wish come true." The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?" The officer says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your friend here, "I wish that a*shole would've tried that shit with me!"
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Post by No Wow on Sept 30, 2006 18:10:10 GMT -5
I'd enjoy if Chair and Pashy said jokes instead of criticizing everyone else's. I never find jokes funny, I only find visual things funny, like on all these sketch shows you laugh at their faces. |
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Sept 30, 2006 18:29:40 GMT -5
Samwise.
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Post by Billy on Oct 1, 2006 10:43:54 GMT -5
I'd enjoy if Chair and Pashy said jokes instead of criticizing everyone else's. I never find jokes funny, I only find visual things funny, like on all these sketch shows you laugh at their faces. Then why do you hang around the joke thread so much? |
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Oct 1, 2006 11:56:30 GMT -5
Because he hates it?
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Post by El's Bells on Oct 1, 2006 13:14:06 GMT -5
Gamgee?
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Oct 1, 2006 15:49:56 GMT -5
Yes?
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