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Post by JKL on Jun 4, 2007 13:40:11 GMT -5
Boobies!
I win.  Sadly, this reminds me of an anecdotal piece of college life. So, my dorm was three floors. Half the first floor was guys, half was girls. The second floor was entirely girls. My floor, the third floor, was all guys. Second and Third floor just had hall bathrooms, so one of the most important issues at the beginning of the year was whether the bathrooms were co-ed or not. I must've been asleep for the exact meeting where the ruling on this took place, but apparently, whenever a girl went into the Third Floor Hall Bathroom, they were supposed to shout, "VAGINA!" So, one night, I'm in the shower, minding my own business, when all of the sudden, I hear someone shout "VAGINA!" "What?" "VAGINA!" "That's nice!" |
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Post by JKL on Jun 4, 2007 14:40:31 GMT -5
...Which reminds me of another story (I CAN'T STOP MYSELF!!!).
I think it was one of the days of Blowout. I had been hanging out with some of the girls on second floor for a little while, and then went back up to my cave. Blowout is traditionally celebrated with copious amounts of alcohol, but since I don't drink, I was gonna celebrate by doing absolutely nothing. This isn't really different from my average night, but hey, y'do what ya gotta do, right?
Now, for the next part of the story to make sense, you've gotta understand something: I'm a popper. Thanks to some unlucky genetics, I've got troubles with connective tissue all over the place. One side effect of this is the tendency for several joints to make snapping and popping noises. For example, my left ankle tends to sound like a twig being stepped on every three steps if I'm not wearing shoes. And there are some things that I have to crack every couple of hours or else be REALLY uncomfortable. Particularly, my back and my neck. The actions of popping my neck or back look grotesque, and are uncomfortable to do, but end up making things more comfortable. When cracking my neck or back, I tend to have a seriously pissed off expression. You try forcibly rearranging your vertabrae sometime and you'll see what I mean.
So, I decided to go down to the hall bathroom to take a shower. At the same time as this, two of my second floor hallmates, already fairly plastered, had come up to third for a mini-toga party. So, right before my shower, I feel the need to take a leak, so I start walking towards the stalls over in the bathroom. At the same time as this, I feel a serious need to crack my neck. So I got cracking.
About halfway through cracking my neck, I hear the door open behind me, with some giggling and chattering that immediately goes dead silent. There's dead silence for a few seconds. I turn around, my face still contorted in it's "God I wish I didn't have to do this, this smarts expression." Standing before me were the two girls, dressed in sheets used as makeshift togas, staring at me bug-eyed, with looks of sheer terror on their faces.
By the time I thought to say "Hi," they had slowly and silently backed out of the bathroom. Huh. I guess me cracking my neck is so terrifying that it overrides any need to pee.
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Post by Brain King on Jun 6, 2007 16:58:03 GMT -5
^^that story is wack yet funny hmmm wack+funny=Wanny    yeah Wanny stories Also |
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Post by Charaxes on Jun 7, 2007 12:09:14 GMT -5
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Post by JKL on Jun 7, 2007 12:12:14 GMT -5
If you combined every story I ever put on this site, you'd probably have the Top Ten Reasons for JK's Perpetual Bachelorhood.
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Post by Charaxes on Jun 7, 2007 12:23:19 GMT -5
"Prepetual Bachelorhood". I like that. I think I'm going to steal it...
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Post by Brain King on Jun 8, 2007 20:05:05 GMT -5
Steal it steal it steal it Hey what Happened to all those cocks flying around??
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Post by Flarizzie on Jun 9, 2007 13:53:09 GMT -5
Are you high?
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Post by Brain King on Jun 9, 2007 21:03:57 GMT -5
Possibly can I mix of weed cocaine and 400 differnt drugs that the dude who names them had to be super high. Make me high??
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Jun 10, 2007 9:44:35 GMT -5
Sometimes The Things I do Astound Me
Mostly Whenever You're Around Me
Lately I seem to walk as though I have Wings
Bump into things
Like PENIS
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Post by Brain King on Jun 10, 2007 12:43:31 GMT -5
^^ thats the most wannyest thing ever im gonna put that on the school bathroom wall
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Post by Billy on Jun 10, 2007 13:55:57 GMT -5
How did Brian find this site in the first place?
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Post by Flarizzie on Jun 10, 2007 14:31:24 GMT -5
I'm not rightly sure. Although I wish he'd speak in complete sentences, otherwise he's going to become the next Pashy. Or Musicman. *shivers* Neither is a thought I'd savor
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Post by No Wow on Jun 10, 2007 14:33:27 GMT -5
Flare, how long have you realistically been on this site?
Where you around during the whole Pashdriver incident of '92?
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Post by Flarizzie on Jun 10, 2007 14:58:12 GMT -5
No, I wasn't. And since Rule3 has yet to publish a history book, why don't you enlighten me on that topic?
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Post by No Wow on Jun 10, 2007 15:12:19 GMT -5
Oh, just everyone thought me and pash were the same person.
We should realistically publish a book of Rule3 history/ theres a history sub-forum.
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