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Post by Young Pilgrim on Oct 29, 2006 14:03:05 GMT -5
*Slaps Domi across the face.*
Austin Powers.
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Post by No Wow on Oct 29, 2006 14:30:14 GMT -5
"Wont you throw me a fucking bone, I've been frozen for thirty years"
That made me laugh so much when I saw Austin Powers.
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Post by No Wow on Oct 29, 2006 14:35:37 GMT -5
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
LOL I love
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Post by No Wow on Oct 29, 2006 14:41:42 GMT -5
I like to see girls of that... caliber.
[pause]
By "caliber," of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters... Two meanings... caliber... it's a homonym...
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Post by No Wow on Oct 29, 2006 14:42:40 GMT -5
Mr. Powers, my job is to acclimatize you to the nineties. You know, a lot's changed since 1967.
No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Oct 29, 2006 17:16:34 GMT -5
hmmm..I've only see nthe first halfs of the second and third ones.
The onlt bit I loved was Frau. Like she didnt look different when he went back in time, and when they had sex and wet next morning and it was all awkward.
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Post by Domi on Nov 1, 2006 10:50:46 GMT -5
No one got it yet. Austin Powers is incorrect.
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Post by ReZourceman on Nov 1, 2006 10:53:56 GMT -5
Domi.
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Post by Paj Meen Ah on Nov 1, 2006 11:55:51 GMT -5
Dome Slut
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Post by Young Pilgrim on Nov 1, 2006 15:56:30 GMT -5
I give up.
*Slaps everyone across the face.*
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Post by El's Bells on Nov 1, 2006 17:14:44 GMT -5
Army Of Darkness.
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Post by Domi on Nov 1, 2006 18:28:47 GMT -5
Dingdingding, we have a winner! El's Bells wins!
(I was thinking Evil Dead 2, but Army of Darkness is close enough.)
Also, wazzap ReZourceman?
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Post by El's Bells on Nov 1, 2006 18:39:13 GMT -5
"I'm having an old friend for dinner."
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Post by Young Pilgrim on Nov 2, 2006 0:50:07 GMT -5
*Slaps El across the face.*
Dacula?
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Post by El's Bells on Nov 2, 2006 2:45:13 GMT -5
No.
*Puts on an iron mask*
Slap this, bitch!
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Post by ReZourceman on Nov 2, 2006 3:49:03 GMT -5
I need to win or Ill waste.
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