Post by Domi on Feb 13, 2007 11:15:27 GMT -5
If you have encountered JKLantern, your health may be at risk.
With this 30-day limited, one-time offer, you can get all the help you need! Simply call 1-800-I-AM-NUTS, and for only ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine, you can be cured!
Not recommended for those with heart disease, women who are pregnant, may become pregnant, ever thought about becoming pregnant, may want to become pregnant some day, those who have just eaten, those who are about to eat, those who plan on ever eating again, people who have liver disfuntion, kidney disfunction, diabetes, Immune Disfunction as a result of HIV or Bone Marrow Transplant, gerbils, or small boys named "Kevin."
Side effects may include constipation, severe constipation, horrid constipation, nausea, vomiting, plaid, development of irrational desires, facial warts, genital herpes, coma, death, or YOUR HEAD A SPLODE
Side effects may include constipation, severe constipation, horrid constipation, nausea, vomiting, plaid, development of irrational desires, facial warts, genital herpes, coma, death, or YOUR HEAD A SPLODE
If you gain green pigmentation, fur, scales, a permanent erection, chest pain, an amorphous texture, an overwhelming desire to sing along to Pat Benetar while driving along, or an itchy forehead, contact your doctor as these may be signs of more serious side effects.
Any of these effects may lead to spontaneous mutation of the knees, elbows and spine, producing geometrically impossible shapes. These may further progress to divide by zero, annihilating the known universe.
Some signs that you've been exposed to far too much JKLantern include:
-Making references to songs that were written well before you were born.
-A fear of wood ducks.
-A love of cranberry juice.
-Being described as "creepy."
-Eating bugs.
-Discovering new joy in wrestling pit bulls.
-Posting far too much on HCRealms.
For more information, visit our website at www.HelpImturningintoJKLanternIneedtreatmentbadly.org For free brochure, e-mail us at drqwack@HelpImturningintoJKLanternIneedtreatmentbadly.org
Developed by JKLantern and Domi.
With this 30-day limited, one-time offer, you can get all the help you need! Simply call 1-800-I-AM-NUTS, and for only ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine, you can be cured!
Not recommended for those with heart disease, women who are pregnant, may become pregnant, ever thought about becoming pregnant, may want to become pregnant some day, those who have just eaten, those who are about to eat, those who plan on ever eating again, people who have liver disfuntion, kidney disfunction, diabetes, Immune Disfunction as a result of HIV or Bone Marrow Transplant, gerbils, or small boys named "Kevin."
Side effects may include constipation, severe constipation, horrid constipation, nausea, vomiting, plaid, development of irrational desires, facial warts, genital herpes, coma, death, or YOUR HEAD A SPLODE
Side effects may include constipation, severe constipation, horrid constipation, nausea, vomiting, plaid, development of irrational desires, facial warts, genital herpes, coma, death, or YOUR HEAD A SPLODE
If you gain green pigmentation, fur, scales, a permanent erection, chest pain, an amorphous texture, an overwhelming desire to sing along to Pat Benetar while driving along, or an itchy forehead, contact your doctor as these may be signs of more serious side effects.
Any of these effects may lead to spontaneous mutation of the knees, elbows and spine, producing geometrically impossible shapes. These may further progress to divide by zero, annihilating the known universe.
Some signs that you've been exposed to far too much JKLantern include:
-Making references to songs that were written well before you were born.
-A fear of wood ducks.
-A love of cranberry juice.
-Being described as "creepy."
-Eating bugs.
-Discovering new joy in wrestling pit bulls.
-Posting far too much on HCRealms.
For more information, visit our website at www.HelpImturningintoJKLanternIneedtreatmentbadly.org For free brochure, e-mail us at drqwack@HelpImturningintoJKLanternIneedtreatmentbadly.org
Developed by JKLantern and Domi.
