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Post by Ro-gan on Aug 11, 2007 22:11:27 GMT -5
Okay, it's 10.10 and we're done with the first round of the DHC. It's a six-horse race, with Ro-Gan (oh, this is GroovyBoy reporting right now), Darius_Dax, StevieD, ArchAngel80, EPalicki, and JakGotBak competing. Stevie has the early lead because Ro-Gan didn't listen to the directions of the first scenario, "Shady's Comin' to Kill Ya", even though Jak tried his hardest to take the lead by cheating outrageously like a pinkie bitch when the judges were helping elsewhere.
We'll be here all night long aking turns posting less coherently as time goes on...
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Post by T'Chaka on Aug 11, 2007 22:41:03 GMT -5
Oh yeah!
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Post by JKL on Aug 11, 2007 22:41:05 GMT -5
To me, this sort of thing is what playing Heroclix is all about: just having fun with friends.
Try not to end civilization as we know it.
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Post by T'Chaka on Aug 11, 2007 22:47:04 GMT -5
What's StevieD.'s costume this year?
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Post by Ro-gan on Aug 11, 2007 22:50:29 GMT -5
Scenario 2 is Sado_MasoClix, where figures get clicks of health back for inflicting damage or receiving it (so if you take 3, you get 1 back because you like pain, and the person who hit you gets 1 click for hurting you).
Archangel/Mormon misunderstood the rules and took a drink every time he took damage in round one. I'm not sure he'll last the night. We have a tighter leash on Jack, although he took an extra shot before round two to "redee himsekf in the eyes of the judges".
We only have 3 spectators. Very weak compared to last year. I think being in the Embassy Suites instead of the Hyatt has something to do with it, but at least we're away from those whiny 15 year-old Haweye fucks...
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Post by T'Chaka on Aug 11, 2007 23:00:54 GMT -5
What's StevieD.'s costume this year? Yeah! What he said! |
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Post by T'Chaka on Aug 11, 2007 23:15:25 GMT -5
What am I, a mirage?! Must be that Groovy can't reply to me because he's too sensitive (his ##### hurts). Hopefully, someone with stronger self-esteem will come on and answer my question!  |
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Post by Charaxes on Aug 11, 2007 23:24:57 GMT -5
Hey, T'Chaka... there's no swear filer here! You can say "pussy" if you wanna.
As for the DHC, sounds like fun guys. I wish I was there with ya!
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Post by Ro-gan on Aug 11, 2007 23:25:15 GMT -5
No I'm not too sensitve you fucking dildo! I gotta tournament to run here! Stevie was the only costumed person this year,and came as The King, with glasses and microphone as well. He is also currently steamrolling through the competition, finishing off cheating Jak with ease.
Next year, people with costumes will get +200 points.
Oh, to counterbalance the total homoeroticism of last year, people playing on the beds are using porno mags to roll dice on (Barely Legal and XXX Sluts I believe) and the winner gets Barley Legal DVD #62 (last year's winner got BrkebackMountain). My FAQ is Playboy's Girls of Conference USA...
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Post by T'Chaka on Aug 11, 2007 23:27:34 GMT -5
Get a load of the douchebag calling the dildo black!
Groovy's pussy must hurt really bad!
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Post by T'Chaka on Aug 11, 2007 23:29:22 GMT -5
Hey, T'Chaka... there's no swear filer here! You can say "pussy" if you wanna. Thanks, Charaxes. This place feels really, really good! ;D |
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Post by Ro-gan on Aug 11, 2007 23:42:01 GMT -5
Okay, Chaka... busted. = P
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Post by Ro-gan on Aug 11, 2007 23:57:20 GMT -5
We're onto round 3, Scavenger Hunt, where characters can search a sqaure of hindering terrainfor an object worth points, like Ultimate Dazzler's labial piercing, Dr. Doom's Hello Kitty Diary, Vandal Savage's 24-volume autobiogrphy, or Gambit's gay-ass trenchcoat (negative points), or objects that give one use powers like ap's shield (Imp), Johnny Quick's drugs (HSS) or Diana Prince's Visa card (Charge..get it?!!?)...
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Post by T'Chaka on Aug 11, 2007 23:58:38 GMT -5
Okay. I'm goin' on a two mile hike with the dog. I'm hoping for a big update by the time I get back. We're onto round 3, Scavenger Hunt, where characters can search a sqaure of hindering terrainfor an object worth points, like Ultimate Dazzler's labial piercing, Dr. Doom's Hello Kitty Diary, Vandal Savage's 24-volume autobiogrphy, or Gambit's gay-ass trenchcoat (negative points), or objects that give one use powers like ap's shield (Imp), Johnny Quick's drugs (HSS) or Diana Prince's Visa card (Charge..get it?!!?)... Now that's what I was looking for! Nice! |
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Post by Charaxes on Aug 12, 2007 0:24:27 GMT -5
Thanks, Charaxes. This place feels really, really good! ;D I bet it does. Now put your pants back on... |
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Post by Ro-gan on Aug 12, 2007 0:27:55 GMT -5
Goddamn, you, Groovy... if you call me a cheater again, I'm gonna gouge out your eyes and skull-fuck you. Then I'm gonna flip you over and call in Luke, who's been wanting to ass-rape you for a few years now. An honest mis-understanding of your eight pages of scenario rules does not equal cheating.
Your friend,
Jakgotbak
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